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Friday, October 9, 2009

checklist

Airline ticket confirmation and photo id?

check.

Swiss army knives left at home?

check.

baggie of totally innocuous fluids that the government has somehow mandated as explosive when combined? (Can we get a Mythbusters on that already? I really want to see Jamie try to blow up a plane using mascara, leave-in conditioner, lip balm, and hand sanitizer.)

check.

Ipod playlist created and set to start off with Led Zeppelin's "Ramble on", possibly one of the greatest rock and roll songs of all time, followed by the White Stripes' "Little Cream Soda"?

check.



Everything else is just details, kids. Have a sweet weekend.
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