Thursday, July 30, 2009
oooh, that's a toughie...
Woman Wearing a Deer Head (this was exactly what it sounded like, although the casting people were quick to point out that it would be "non-sexual." Well, I should friggin' hope so.)
Sexy Female Stripper -- tasteful (I love how they had to add "tasteful" to that)
Evil Sexy Clown (this one came up a few weeks ago. I was afraid to ask.)
It's an interesting world out there, my friends...
Also, the print ad tomorrow is for a leading pet store, so this explains the cats/dogs/gerbils thing. I'm psyched to go hang out in a park (at 7 am, but still) and frolic with animals. I thank my lucky stars every day that I have such an awesome career and cool opportunities.
Have a great weekend, everyone!
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
healthy foodies, unite!
What this ends up meaning, or looking like, is that I'm thin and muscular, but I probably have the heart of an 80 year old man, given that I adore cheese, butter, salt, and cream above all else, I love red meat, and I eat lots and lots of crappy, over-produced, badly flavored foods.
I'm trying to change this.
During the summertime especially, I really pick up my eating habits because if I eat crappy food in the hot summer heat I am not a happy camper. And we all know what happens when you piss off a Gemini.
So during the summer I eat lots of salads, fresh fruits and veggies, and drink quite a bit of water, since I'm thirsty and I don't drink caffeine very often to begin with. And salads and water can get...kind of boring. And honestly, there's only so many times I can justify eating a steak and taco salad before my friends start yelling that did I know the salad I'm eating is 8000 calories, and did I know I'm not Michael Phelps? And do I want to die before they can use me as a babysitter for their kids?
But I haaaate boring food...
Thank God for this guy, and this article. 101 Salad Recipes, None of Which Suck. (I added that last part of the title.)
YUM...
(#44 is my favorite. Healthy? Sort of... tasty? Yes, yes, and more yes!)
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
all hands on deck
Like late last week, when I literally had three auditions in one day, then booked a print job (a photography shoot, usually for a stock photography company or ad agency) for this upcoming Friday. The print audition goes a little something like this: they tell you what to wear (in this case it was active sportswear), then they go through whether or not you have any conflicts (for example, if you booked a shoot with Pepsi you better not have booked a shoot with Coca-Cola in the last year or so) and then they get your sizes and tell you any other necessary information. Like allergies!
Wait, what?
Yep, as they finish taking my photographs and I'm heading out, the photographer calls out to me, "You're not allergic to cats, dogs, or gerbils, right?"
Gerbils?
Not that I know of...
So I booked a job. Which means all my carefully made plans of when I was working and where I was going this week had to get a little squished and re-arranged and a couple rain checks were doled out, and I'll be on a set on Friday getting photographs of me, possibly interacting with dogs, cats, and...gerbils.
Ain't life grand.
At any rate, I apologize for the posting slackage, and here's a much more awesome blog than mine to follow while you go through withdrawal. Hopefully later this week I'll have more time to post blogs and then you'll get a good one next week that explains any gerbil allergies that might have popped up on Friday.
Seriously, go check out this blog. It's the coolest idea ever, and I'm totally jealous that I didn't think of it first. Here's the author's explanation of the art project, because the blog itself drops you right into the middle of the action. And don't think I'm not stealing some of these ideas, because I totally am...
:)
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
geeking out
I'm a geek girl.
Case in point, I was thinking about all the things I wanted to blog about today, and lo and behold, they all held a common theme: geekery.
So enjoy, and don't forget to hug your favorite neighborhood geek, because he or she is probably awesome and can most likely help you fix your computer. And now you have someone else who will watch the Big Bang Theory with you!! Or, you know, Battlestar Galactica. Or Doctor Who. Or Shark Week on the Discovery Channel... oh, Discovery Channel...how I miss you...
Anyways. Onwards and upwards!
I just bought this t-shirt on shirt.woot.com, which is like regular Woot.com, only for t-shirts of a geeky nature. Shirt.woot is AWESOME. And my t-shirt? Freakin' RAD! Who doesn't love dinosaurs?!
(Also, if you don't know the joy that is woot.com or wine.woot.com - super awesome, one of a kind finds that are only up for one day, until they sell out. Woot indeed!)
Okay. Next up. Comic-Con.
I can't go, as I'm in the final stretch of house-sitting for friends, but many of my friends are going. And one friend in particular, who happens to be the awesome boyfriend of my amazing friend Lira, is going to be at Comic-Con... signing autographs, meeting the press, and, you know, giving panel discussions. With STAN LEE.
Oh, I'm sorry, did I just spray nerd all over your wall? It's because I exploded in excitement.
Basically, Stan Lee is doing a new project called Time Jumper. It premieres at Comic-Con, then goes online for everyone to enjoy. My friend Anthony did all the incredible art for it. And he is so amazingly talented. Check out this picture -- he CREATED this. On his computer. Damn. Doesn't it look like a photograph, slightly melted?
Also, yesterday was DVD release day. And guess what got released? Robot Chicken's second Star Wars special. And if you don't know Robot Chicken, or Star Wars for that matter...wait, if you don't know Star Wars, don't tell me. I've already cried once today watching that "Free Hugs" video on Miss Anne's blog. If you don't know Robot Chicken, get thee to an amazon.com or hulu.com and watch, for the love of all that is geeky!
Finally, what I've been waiting for, for months. The Beatles: Rock Band comes out Sept. 9th, 2009 (same day as this movie, which I've also been waiting for months to see) and they just released the set list for 25 of the 45 songs. Go check out the songs here -- I am so excited to sing some of them :)
goddess
I've listened to Tori since high school (thanks Stace!) and her lyrics are some of the most amazing, beautiful, heartbreaking, thought-provoking...
Yeah. I'm a fan.
Anyways, for you fellow Tori-philes, here's the set list from the concert I went to Friday night:
Siren
Graveyard
Cornflake Girl
Icicle
Sugar
Marys of the Sea
Bells for Her
Carbon
Liquid Diamonds
Mary Jane
Jackie's Strength
China
Curtain Call
Fast Horse
Space Dog
Mother Revolution
Precious Things
Strong Black Vine
and for her encore:
Police Me
Big Wheel
Tear in Your Hand
and here's some photos -- sorry, I know some are blurry, but I didn't want to be a dick and blind the rest of the audience by using the flash (which pretty much sucks all color out of the pics anyways) so it was just me balancing a camera on my knees and holding my breath. It's harder than it sounds, especially considering that on a scale of 1 to 10, my spaz factor is a 12.
Monday, July 20, 2009
Monday menu
* please don't interpret my dinner posts as bragging. I grew up in a house where I thought Salisbury steak came from a microwave, and until last year could only make three things: cereal, bagel, boxed macaroni and cheese. When I blog my dinner menu, it's because I'm JUST AS SURPRISED AS YOU ARE that I can cook this stuff.
weekend in photographs
BUT: I wound up here. At the Greek Amphitheater, with my good friend Kristy. To watch Tori Amos play live.
Thursday, July 16, 2009
tying it all together
In the meantime, I've got an ice cream date with one of my favorite girls tonight after a casting workshop, and tomorrow I get to visit my mom and swim in her swimming pool. I got no complaints :)
steps two, three, four, and five of how to make it as a working actor in LA are up on my Examiner.com page, so check 'em out...
and remember that blog I posted about those cute little chalkboard signs? Well Shanna over at Shanna Suburbia had an even cuter idea...and then I read Nina's blog over at Naturally Nina and saw that idea put into adorable action. I'm totally doing this with some plates or serving trays that I find at a flea market.
Right now I'm craving fresh watermelon slices, ice cold lemonade, central air-conditioning, and a good pair of comfy jean shorts with flip flops. I hope all of you have a lovely summer weekend and I'll catch y'all later. :)
Top Ten Times to Never Give Someone a Mix CD
him: Yeah, you gotta own their albums to realize how extensive their collection is. I'll make you a mix cd of all their best songs.
me: Hey, thanks! You can give it to me next time you're out here in California.
him: I will. And as we're snuggling in the morning, just as things start heating up...I'll make sure to suddenly get up and grab the mix cd to give to you.
me: that actually sounds like one of the top ten times to NEVER give someone a mix cd.
him: You should blog about that! You should totally write a blog called "The Top Ten Times to Never Give Someone a Mix CD!"
me: I WILL. SO THERE.
The top ten times to never give someone a mix cd
10. As your friend is leaving for a ten day road trip...in a car that doesn't have a cd player.
9. Giving someone a mix cd... as you're breaking up with him/her. No. No. No.
8. After your friend just got out of ear surgery.
7. Right after someone announces, almost angrily, "I HATE mix cds."
6. Giving a mix cd, pretty much anytime, to a deaf person. Now you're just a jerk.
5. As the two of you are about to jump out a plane at 14,000 feet, hopefully strapped to parachutes. If you and your friend do NOT have parachutes, this makes it even worse timing.
4. After you find out that your friend's car was broken into, and the cd player was stolen.
3. At a funeral. At least be respectful and wait until the memorial service.
2. Giving a mix cd to your friends/roommates/parents/enemies when THEY are in bed with someone. Point in fact, why are you even in the room?
1. While the two of you are in bed together. There are more important things to be dealt with.
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
oh the places you'll go!
Still. I choose to remain optimistic until it is kindly pointed out that I'm in a situation of real danger and being optimistic is hurting my chances of survival.
At any rate, for my lovely Southern California readers, I've rounded up another bunch of activities for you guys to check out during the summer months. Again, apologies to those readers not in SoCal, I promise I'm not rubbing it in, your state is just as good as mine and may even be better, depending on whether or not you get summer thunderstorms. So without further ado, here's a bunch of stuff to do. And yes, all of it costs less than $15, you're welcome.
And here's where they are playing cult classics in one of the coolest cemeteries in LA... keep in mind it's a $10 ticket donation and $5 to park inside the cemetery, but you are allowed to bring in your own picnic food and did I mention you get to watch a movie inside a cemetery? (PS if you go, say hi to The Ramones' gravestones for me, thanks)
If you love photography exhibits as much as I do, you don't want to miss this. Admission is free.
Get down with your jazz appreciative self on July 25th and 26th!
Bored on a Thursday night? Check out the Skirball's Summer Concert series -- not only are the concerts free, but they open up their exhibitions to the public for free as well (with the exception of the Noah's Ark Exhibit, which you have to find another time to do because it's AWESOME).
And if partying late nights at museums is something you want to turn into a regular habit, The Getty changed their Fridays off the 405 to Saturdays off the 405 (because we all know how much the 405 freeway blows on a Friday night.) You still gotta pay $10 for parking, but the concert is free, the summer exhibits are free... and the amazing night view is free. NB: it gets cold up at the Getty late at night, so throw a leather jacket over your skimpy top if you're trying to dress all trendy. Or if you're a guy.
Can you even fit over 400 classic cars and and big band acts into one street in Glendale? Find out the answer at the 16th Annual Cruise Night, happening this Saturday, July 18th.
check out one of the best art shows and exhibits in Cali -- I used to go here every year and I loved it.
And if you're closer to San Diego this weekend, and you like sand that gets everywhere, everywhere, I tell you!, check out the 29th Annual U.S. Open Sandcastle Competition.
This above all: wear sunscreen.
sitting in my freezing cold office
Monday, July 13, 2009
checklist
Flogging Molly(!!) tickets at the Greek Amphitheater in September - check.
Nestle Toll House chocolate chip cookie dough back in the stores -- not so check.
Two outta three ain't bad.
Also, if you're interested in hearing my friend's take on things in New Jersey, go here. :)
Thursday, July 9, 2009
withdrawal
At any rate, my sweet tooth has been slightly pissy lately, what with the aforementioned lack of cookie dough (does that stuff ever even make it into the oven? Not in my kitchen), plus I was having serious writer's block/depression on Monday while trying to make my script Suck Less (I actually texted someone: "My script sucks monkey balls" and then just let them wonder), so I met up with a friend and we inhaled crepes at a crepery that opened up just across from my favorite movie theatre. Strawberries + banana slices + hot Nutella in a crepe = problem temporarily fixed.
But damn, I need my cookie dough soon or I'm gonna start to get all twitchy. Do you guys get like that too about specific foods? (Coffee and cigarettes don't count, too obvious.)
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
new jersey
on day three you notice the bamboo is fake.
you pick out your spot in the lobby and grow attached to it. this is the sofa we sat on yesterday. it worked out just fine. we should sit here today as well. at night, you relax. visiting hours are over, there's not much more to be done, the feeling of powerlessness and waiting has exhausted you and you refuse to feel guilty for leaving and doing something for yourself.
you go down to the jersey shore, you eat wonderfully cheesy pizza with root beer and envy all the teenagers whose lives haven't yet changed. you say hello again to the atlantic ocean and apologize for being gone so long, you take long walks around parks and lakes back in town and you swing on the swing set and remember what it used to feel like to be a child, loved and taken care of and innocent.
only not all of us got that feeling growing up, so you look at your friend and you wish you could do that for him now, you wish there was something you could say or do to make your friend feel innocent and young again and swinging on a swing set is as close as you get.
Well, that and reading a copy of Goodnight Moon aloud as your friend drifts off to sleep.
The fireworks on july 4th are beautiful. you ride the wooden roller coaster even though they bang the crap out of you, you eat 99 cent hamburgers and drink sticky coke and eat funnel cake and lose by only six points in mini golf and ride the ferris wheel and you laugh and you breathe and you don't apologize for taking huge armfuls of life whenever you can. because it's all going to be okay, the patient will recover, the friend will recover, the family will recover, this family that took you in and never made you feel like an outsider, never left you out of a single deeply personal conversation and never looked at you oddly and wondered why the hell you were there, there was just pure acceptance and love and it goes down better than all the pizza and root beer and roller coasters and funnel cake in the world, this love.
so that was my trip to new jersey.
oooh, publicity
‘Hell Froze Over’ Keeps Dating Sexy Oddballs
The world does not need another dating webseries. At least not after Hell Froze Over, which is pretty much the last word on the subject. Protag Jody, played to perfection by Tracy Clifton, has decided to date every man she’s ever rejected and we get to watch. That’s the show and as an idea,…eh, as they say, it’s all in the execution. And, well, here it’s executed pretty well.
I’ll start off by saying that some eps are uneven. Production quality isn’t stellar by any means. Some perfs could use a little brushing up. In short, it isn’t perfect. But it’s very watchable, likeable and sometimes dead funny. And, frankly, Tracy Clifton, is f’ing good. Her timing, delivery and her basic portrayal of the oddly oddball Jody who seems to have no awareness of her oddity, is simply genius. Clifton has real star quality, and I don’t say that lightly.
The other standout for the series is the writer J Wilder Konschak. He has an uncanny ability to jump the shark in every episode with Jody’s reject dates. From a white-suit wearing psychopath that Jody seems to find irresistible in episode one to a persistent bleeder in the season 1 finale, there is not one dull apple in the whole rotten bunch.
The series is created by Misplaced Planet, consisting of bi-coastal creatives, Konschak, Michael Benni Pierce, Shaun Boyle and Alli Hartley. So, I want to at least acknowledge that though Konschak does the bulk of the writing, with Hartley doing some additional writing, there is most likely more than one sick mind responsible for the creation of such gems as episode 7’s, sandwich and bus humping ‘Wendel’ played by Matt McNutt. Or episode 8’s, suicidal ‘Tommy’ played by Mark Hugo, who calls Jody a, “Death tease,” after she tells him “I’m not really dressed for a suicide pact, Tommy.” A line delivered without any irony by character or actress, which makes it all the more funny and brilliant. The point is, it’s a talented bunch.
It should be noted that each of Jody’s dates are bookended with a few moments spent with Jody’s roommate and best friend Brooke, played by Diana Toshiko (check out episodes one and two for her best perfs). The bookends are decidedly less funny than the actual dates, but they are basically set-up and wrap-up, so all is forgiven. There is also something nice about the idea that Jody has a bit of normalcy in her life. Especially since she has the hilariously bad instincts to do things like give her stalker her mother’s phone number as a concession for rejecting him for so long in episode 4. The stalker is incidentally played by writer Konschak and not badly so.
There isn’t much that’s bad about the show. If anything it suffers from its low budget. I mean, I’m not even sure it’s shot on HD, it’s so murky. The editing could be a little tighter, the directing, which is credited to Pierce, Boyle, and Konschak is good, not great. The acting can be a little uneven by everyone except Clifton and a few choice others – Sean Simbro as Whiskey in episode 1 is pretty good considering the freak he has to play, and Matt McNutt warms up with some good deliveries at the end of ep 7, and Garret Kirby is worth a mention in episode 2, as well.
But, overall, this so far 10-episode series which aired once a week from February 13th until April 24th is definitely worth watching. Their site, www.hellfrozeover.tv, has some extras like Jody’s blog and character interviews (two of which, Creepy Larry and Ask Brooke!, I couldn’t get to work) that are worth a quick peruse but nothing fantastic – to be honest, the lack of white balance and poor lighting kind of got under my skin. But truthfully, the site isn’t too bad, pleasant interface and a clear attempt to elevate the material on a shoestring budget.
Konschak tells me, “With sufficient viewer interest, we’d like to fund a second season [and] put out a DVD with all bonus materials.” According to him they actually have quite a following in Germany for whatever reason, so my thinking is, if you people start watching it, then contact your friends in Germany, we might all be lucky enough to enjoy more of Jody’s incredibly disturbing dates. Now wouldn’t that be nice? So get on it.