Me: So, Mom, what did you think about the pilot episode of Hell Froze Over?
Mom: I loved it! I thought it was really great.
Me: Yeah? I'm so glad to hear that.
Mom: Yeah. It was really funny.
Me: Awesome. I'm just relieved that you weren't offended or anything.
Mom: Well...
Me: Uh-oh. Well?
Mom: I just...
Me: You just...what?
Mom: Nothing.
Me: No, really. You can tell me.
Mom: It's just...that when you showed your panties to the guy...
Me: Oh, Mom! I told you there would be sexual stuff, but they didn't actually show anything. It's not like I was naked.
Mom: Oh, no, I'm not upset that you showed your panties.
Me: Then what are you upset about?
Mom: I just don't understand why you would show your panties to THAT guy. I mean, he's so clearly the WRONG GUY for you!
*this conversation actually happened. This? This is why I love my mother so much.
A Terrific Day at Sea
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Parents are awesome. Especially parents who are normally so incredibly logical.
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