Me: Hi, Mikala!
Ten year old Mikala: Hi.
Mikala's mom: Mikala, you remember Tracy, don't you?
Mikala's mom: Sure you do, Tracy is your aunt's best friend! You've met her lots of times.
Mikala's mom: Remember, Tracy's the one who makes noises like a squirrel when she eats bread at restaurants?
Mikala: OHHH! HI TRACY!!
You can't make up stuff this good.
Thursday Thirteen on Saturday
5 days ago