If I wasn't an actress, I'd be ...

1) One of those people on Animal Cops who gets to arrest/possibly rough up people who have abused animals.

2) Food critic -- eat, write about it, and be overly-opinionated? I can TOTALLY do that!!

3) Door-to-door salesperson... for sci-fi television shows.

4) Dolphin trainer

5) Professional photographer for sunsets

6) Muppet