Thursday, October 15, 2009

and this is why I don't do drugs

Sometimes, when you don't feel very well and all you want out of life is a huge bowl of macaroni and cheese, as it's the ultimate comfort food, and you're stumbling around in the kitchen trying to not drop the butter knife on your bare feet and you reach into the fridge to grab your half a stick of butter and your milk so that you can actually make yourself that big bowl of macaroni and cheese but everything is a little bit underwater since you're not actually feeling 100% so you grab the stick of butter and then you close the fridge door but you forget that your head is still in the fridge so you end up closing the fridge door on your own face.

It's hard out there for a spaz.

12 comments:

Joker_SATX said...

Well Alrighty then....

Hey, I know how you feel. I did drugs for a whole week one night and man, I felt just about the same...

Marion said...

I hear you, girlfriend. Some days you're better off in bed all day with a good book. I hope you got that macaroni & cheese made. LOL! Blessings!

Jenn said...

oh, no!! i'm sorry to admit that i laughed a little :)

Eeeno's World said...

Or you shut your own head in your car door. The same door that's been on your car for the last 8 years....

Totally understand.

Feel better!

Gwen said...

Oh sweetie. You really are accident prone aren't you. :) I hope you feel better quick!!! XOXO

Wine and Words said...

Time for supplements. Ginko baby! Start suckin' 'em down like candy.

Shanna Suburbia said...

Ouch! Poor thing... I hope you still got your fill of mac n cheese and feel less "underwater" soon!

Jo said...

I hope you ended up with some yummy mac and cheese!

And by the way, I don't think cheeze whiz counts as a cheese....even on a Philly CHEESEsteak! ;) People from Philly would argue that.

I hope you feel better soon!!

Clarity said...

I... well, nice to meet you.

We should be friends, I don't let my spaz-prone mates out after dark... or near fridges. Or sharp objects.

I don't do drugs either, we're the last ones.

krista said...

it's okay, if you did drugs you probably wouldn't be eating so this would be a non-issue.
whoa. that kind of sounded like a 'don't do mac and cheese' psa.

Dave said...

I laughed too...sorry, but you just don't get to hear about people shutting a fridge door on their face all that often.

MildlySensational said...

I laughed, but only because I've been there. So. many. times. You should've see me trying to make my birthday cake last Tuesday night at... 11pm? I felt like such a flippin' spaz!

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