Thursday, June 10, 2010

Guest blogger - Mocha the cat

Hi everyone.

I'm Tracy's cat, Mocha. Some of you might have noticed that Tracy's been missing for the last couple days from the blogosphere, no, I haven't eaten her, I RESENT THAT.

Sorry, calm again.

Anyways, Tracy came home sometime last week freaking out that she had several huge projects dumped on her lap by a client and that since she was taking Friday off from work to celebrate her birthday she was gonna fall even more behind. And on top of that, this was going to be her 200th blog post and she just couldn't handle the pressure.

Which is when she collapsed into a heap on the kitchen floor, sobbing hysterically while simultaneously eating an entire tub of hummus. Two words for you, people: WHINER.

So I told her that if she shut up and fed me I'd write her extra-special 200th blog post for her, and lo and behold, here we are. Except that there is a lot of pressure to writing someone's 200th blog post because it's supposed to be cool and exciting and blow people's minds.

Anyways, I decided to post ten pictures of things that I thought people might find cool and that I know Tracy is passionate about so I could kill two birds with one stone.

Mmmmm....birds....

Hope you like it. Tracy will be back sometime next week with lots of stories. She waves hi from the kitchen floor.











21 comments:

Jo said...

Birthday?!?! Hooray!! Happy belated!!

Love the pics....your kitty is one smart cookie. Johnny Depp...mmmmm....

xox

jonas wunderman said...

Could Johnny Depp get any cooler?

Whatever .. happy 200th post. Nice debut, cat.

Castor said...

You need to paddle faster or that shark is going to snatch you for breakfast!

drollgirl said...

you are so funny, and this post is so cute.

and happy belated birthday to YOU, hot stuff!

and thank you for your sweet comment. i was a wreck, but i have calmed down and am trying to be smart, proactive, hopeful, and not too obsessive. and i am trying to educate myself more so that i realistically know what i can do and what i can't do. and i'll be sharing all my info and thoughts with my sisters, for sure! thanks so much for your support! :)

Robin said...

If your cat could come over here and teach my dog how to write my posts, I would be ever so grateful. There are days when my idea meter is really low! Thanks doll!

jenn said...

Your cat is very talented. :) Must get it from his/her mom. ;)

Bathwater said...

Happy, happy birthday hon! I see you and Mocha still have a few issues between you two. Enjoy your birthday, looking forward to your return congratulations on 200 post hope to see 2000 more.

Annje said...

Ok, Mocha, we want the nitty-gritty... a tub of hummus? unlikely.

Purple Cow said...

Hi! Happy Birthday! Thanks for making me smile!

Elisabeth said...

Wonderful presents to all your blogger friends, on your birthday Tracy. Thanks Mocha, message bearer. Such thoughtfulness.

Radical Bradacal said...

I think Hagrid and Hermione and Mocha should have their OWN blog. I think it would be the most hilarious thing EVER.

Do you need me to bring you more hummus?

Okie said...

Thanks Mocha for the update and the milestone 200th post. Sounds like an eventful past few days/week+. Send your keeper some well wishes and sneak yourself some extra catnip for a post well done.

Dave said...

Happy Birthday and 200th post. Now drop the hummus and go watch Capt. Jack.

Heather Taylor said...

Happy Birthday and 200th post! Drop the hummus and grab a martini to celebrate!

Marion said...

Mocha, you're quite the cat. Tell Phoenix a belated Happy Birthday and Congrats on the 200th post milestone! You're fortunate to have such a cool, smart, beautiful owner. Meeeooowwwww! xoxo

Barbara said...

Nice 200th post, Tracy's cat!
(I often wish I had a creative cat)

Johnny Depp is soooo James Dean, isn't he? Every generation has one.

#1Nana said...

A birthday...and 200 posts! Congratulations! I was patting myself on the back for just hitting 50 (posts not years, I met that milestone almost 10 years ago.)

Love the cat's pictures. I hope you get caught up on your work and can take some time to celebrate your accomplishment.

g. fox said...

I love how your cat thinks you are passionate about sharks mauling innocent kayakers. Good to know Mocha has a sense of humor as well as a healthy appreciation of natural wonders. Congrats and happy birthday.

xoxo,
g*

Kris said...

I love tjat mmmm birds part.

And Johnny Depp... I am happy to say that he's just as lovely in person!Not trying to rub it in, I think it's important for fans to know that their beloveds aren't total douche nozzles! ;op

HAPPY B'DAY!!!

Mohamed Mughal said...

Great photos, especially the one of the puppy with the cubs; cuteness overload!

Kristin Quinn said...

I wish my cat would blog for me!! Its not like she does anything else really. You know...

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